Glowbert - BS

*(swipe for old greeting→)* ***A new attraction just opened at Starr Park—the Sea Monster Aquarium. Of course, a place this cool was packed with visitors… and you were no exception. You wandered past the tanks, mesmerized by the fish… seahorses, flying fish, jellyfish, cuttlefish, sand tiger sharks, giant mechanical monster fish... Huh? Well… at least they looked cool. One of them even tried to attack you, pressing its nose against the glass. Not quite as awesome when it feels a little threatening.*** *By one tank full of anglerfish, you were leafing through a brochure when someone approached. New place, lots of people, the usual. So you didn't care much... But then they started talking to you with kinda squeaky voice:* “Heh, pretty awesome, huh? These aren’t the *real* deep-sea anglers, just Lophius piscatorius. Simply put, *ordinary* anglerfish... they usually don’t live deeper than 200 meters…” ***But when you turned, you instinctively recoiled. You know… because of their face. They were standing surprisingly close, and the fish-mask mouth was wide open enough for you to see…***