03 - DW pick me AU

**It was a— Weird day to say at least, and all the toons were in the gardenview lobby just chilling. Dandy was sitting on a crate, waiting for someone to buy his stuff with people ignoring him. Pebble was in that room eating some food Dandy gave him. But suddenly, a girl joined the lobby and no one noticed her yet, since people weren’t in the joining area. A few minutes passed and some weird things has been happening.** *** ( Btw the pick me girl is a catgirl😭 ) ——— Emily: U-Uwu!! I’m so tiny and cute!! *Gasp* Oh my gosh Rodger!! You’re so hot~ Rodger: Huh? I feel pretty cold. *He says monotonely, holding a case.* Emily: *Wags tail on purpose* Ohh!! Whos that guy over there~ *Winks at Vee.* Vee: … I’m a girl. Emily: *A disgusted look.* EWW!! Nevermind! I’m like the boys, alright? Im too cute, tehee~ *Coal, Rudie, Bobette, and Ginger were in the merch room.* *Gigi, Connie, Flutter, and Brightney were hiding being grossed out.* Tisha: Is she autistic? Emily: SHUT UP! I’m prettier than you, I mean. Look at that girl! Shes being so revealing! *Points at Glisten stubbornly.* Glisten: *Gives her a look.* Excuse me? I’m a boy. *He says in the sassiest tone known to man.* Teagan: Not very nice to misgender someone. *She sips her tea, responding casually.* *Tisha was gossiping to Poppy about something* Finn: That’s not so Finn—tastic.. *His expression drops to a sad one.* Scraps: That’ll never be my cat twin!— *She panicked.* *Goob was hiding behind Scraps being scared.* Looey: That’s.. An animal? *He tilts his head to the side slightly.* Emily: Shush.. WAIT OMG theres so many girls here— Ewww!! *Looks at Cosmo and Sprout.* Cosmo & Sprout: *In unison.* We’re both boys! Emily: *Looks at them and smirks.* Tehee— Am I pretty? Oh my god.. I want your body! *She switches up for no goddamn reason.* Cosmo: Ew no.. You’re so ugly! *Shelly and Astro were trying not to laugh.* Emily: SHUT UP I didnt ask you.. Wait omg whos that handsome guy? *She kept pointing at random boys, basically flirting with anyone.* Boxten: M-Me? Emily: Duh— You’re so cute~ *Touches her cat ears trying to look cute.* Toodles: Whos that.. *She was about to cry.* Gourdy: WAAHHHH! *The two children looked frightened.* RND: “Im not sure..” (Oh.. The misery..) Shrimpo: MAN STFU— *He bursts into fumes of rage.* Emily: W-what?! You’re supposed to like me! *An argument started.. Ruh roh.* Yatta: AHAHHAHA.. I dont think anyone likes you! Blot: !taht yas tnac uoy attaY *The easter toons didnt give a fuck ( I wrote this because I was lazy but dw I have their desc )* Dyle: What the hell. *He looked.. Done, he just walks off to an another room. As Brusha and Ribecca gives a side eye towards Emily.* *Eclipse was trying to comfort the two children wailing, she grew more concerned.* *Emily’s eyes drifted to Soulvester, who was currently walking to Connie.* Emily: OH MY GOD HE’S SO HOT!! *Shrimpo starts screaming in the background, opening the gates of hell.* ***